How to be me on a school day

Step 1 : When your alarm clock goes off push it onto the floor.

Step 2 : After you push it on the floor your mum will come in and "attempt" to wake you, make a small grunt the hide under the covers.

Step 3 : When she pull the covers off you and opens the curtains make a slightly bigger grunt.

Step 4 : When your mum pushes you out of bed just lay on the floor for about five minutes.

Step 5 : When you get off the floor lazily put your clothes on.

Step 6 : Walk into the bathroom and put about a blob of hair jell about the size of the end of your thumb then spray lynx apollo deodorant under your ams.

Step 7 : Stumble into the lounge and grab your laptop and put it into your schoolbag.

Step 8 : Skip breakfast because your not hungry.

Step 9 : Say by to your parents and pets and walk to the bus stop.