Swimming sports

12 years a slave

12 Years a Slave is a movie about a man named Solomon Northup (Chiwetel Ejiofor) a skilled carpenter and fiddle player. Living with his wife and two children in Saratoga Springs, New York. Two men (Scoot McNairy and Taran Killam) offer him a two-week job as a musician, but they drug Northup and he wakes up in chains, about to be sold into slavery. He is shipped to New Orleans, and is renamed "Platt", the identity of a runaway slave from Georgia. Beaten repeatedly, he is ultimately purchased by plantation owner William Ford (Benedict Cumberbatch). This is a excellent movie directed by Steve McQueen and starring Chiwetel Ejiofor, Benedict Cumberbatch and Michael Fassbender. This is a great movie and highly recommended.

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Oscars

The best actor was Matthew McConaughey (Dallas Buyers Club).

The best movie was 12 Years a Slave.

The best actress was Cate Blanchett (Blue Jasmine).

Jarred Leto won best supporting actor, a supporting actor is a actor that is below a 
lead actor but above extras.

3 other categories of oscar:

1: Best costume design

2: Best director

3: Best film editing

The oscar award looks like a gold person with crossed arms.

Other oscar film nominees

1: The Wolf of Wall Street

2: Gravity 

Best dressed actress:

Mini dailogs

I jump in the car and the first thing my mum says is "Did you have fun?"
"Yes"
"Did you enjoy paint ball"
"Yeah we won most of our games"
"Did you sleep in the bush?"
"Yeah all the girls where scared most of the night (evil laugh)"
"Did you get cold"
"Not really it was pretty warm well I was anyway."


"Hey Miss Campbell when are we doing tech this term?"
"Where doing it tomorrow"
"Oh"
"Do you know what I'm doing?"
"I sent you a email with the groups"
"I didn't get it"
"Ok ill send it again."

(me) "Do you like the camp food"
(Derryn) "Yeah but I with there was more to choose from"
"Some bacon would be nice"
"Mmmmm bacon"
"I wish we got burritos or tacos"
"I wonder what were having tonight?"

Camp advise

1: Don't sleep next to people who will keep you up at night by talking.

2: Where loose clothes for paintball.

3: Make sure all your knots are tight when making a raft.

4: When in the river watch out for slippery rocks.

5: Don't fall over in the rabbit run.

6: Use your legs more than your arms in climbing because your legs are stronger than your arms.

Monty Python reunite

Monty Python a famous comedy group are reuniting for one last show in London july 2015. The comedy group hasn't performed together since 1980. I wonder why the are only doing one show? I think other people should have convinced them to do it sooner. If it was me, I would have done more shows.

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How to be me on a school day

Step 1 : When your alarm clock goes off push it onto the floor.

Step 2 : After you push it on the floor your mum will come in and "attempt" to wake you, make a small grunt the hide under the covers.

Step 3 : When she pull the covers off you and opens the curtains make a slightly bigger grunt.

Step 4 : When your mum pushes you out of bed just lay on the floor for about five minutes.

Step 5 : When you get off the floor lazily put your clothes on.

Step 6 : Walk into the bathroom and put about a blob of hair jell about the size of the end of your thumb then spray lynx apollo deodorant under your ams.

Step 7 : Stumble into the lounge and grab your laptop and put it into your schoolbag.

Step 8 : Skip breakfast because your not hungry.

Step 9 : Say by to your parents and pets and walk to the bus stop.